You may be wondering who the winner of the 2010 Anne Elizabeth Moore Award for Excellence in Awesomeness is, and I am going to tell you right now. It is actually not Anne Elizabeth Moore, although she herself acknowledges that there are few on earth who deserve it more than she herself. Still, somehow, the winner this year is not Anne Elizabeth Moore. In fact, the winner this year is neither female nor American, which means that the Anne Elizabeth Moore Award for Excellence in Awesomeness has, in its fifth or sixth year, I forget which, [Figured it out! -ed.] gone international! And now the moment you’ve all been waiting for.
The winner of the Anne Elizabeth Moore Award for Excellence in Awesomeness is this person:
The one on the left. His name is R. and he’s a little bit shy so I’m not going to tell you anything more about him, or the feats of excellence he displayed this year in the face of awesomeness. You must just trust that they are deserving.
While a little shy by character, I would like to point out that this award has not come upon me while asleep. In fact, I had to compete with monsters and beasts, cross mountains and lakes and had to beg a little, too. This is just a warning to those of you out there who might think that, “hell, if a guy posing with Fraulein Rottenmeier from Heidi for a picture can win this prize, I can enter the competition, too”. Do not be surprized to swim with alligators if you think you can win a swamp dive, is all I can say.